In the kaleidoscope of headlines, from rizz to Liz and the soothing zzzz of penguins, our attention sways through a montage captured by the lenses of Matt Winkelmeyer, Bill Pugliano, and Eitan Abramovich. As we embark on this weekly news quiz journey, we find ourselves in the throes of the most clichéd yet unavoidable phrase of seasonal journalism: "'Tis the season!" But fear not, for amidst the predictable yuletide expressions, we delve into the realm of end-of-year lists and honors, courtesy of our trusty companions Wikipedia, Oxford, Pantone, and Time. It's a quiz that practically wrote itself, adorned with the festive spirit and a touch of nostalgia.

This week unraveled with a dash of George Santos antics, adding a quirky twist to the unfolding narratives. An atmospheric river swept through the news, carrying with it a deluge of stories that left us both intrigued and pondering. As we mark the anniversary of a childhood-scarring film, memories resurface, and the silver screen once again weaves its magic.

But let's not forget the stage exits and curtain calls—the week bid farewell to some notable figures embracing well-deserved retirements. And, as tradition dictates, bird news took its rightful place in the spotlight, proving that even amidst the chaos, the avian world has its own tales to tell.

So, buckle up for a ride through the tapestry of the week that was—a symphony of rizz, Liz, zzzz, and the myriad hues of happenings that shape our world.

As we close the chapter on this whirlwind week, where rizz met Liz and penguins lulled us into a serene zzzz, the tapestry of stories woven before us is nothing short of eclectic. In the ever-turning wheel of seasonal journalism, we playfully acknowledge the ubiquity of "'Tis the season," a phrase both cherished and eye-rolled at. Yet, beyond the clichés, our journey led us through the corridors of year-end accolades, a nod to the noteworthy courtesy of Wikipedia, Oxford, Pantone, and Time.

Amidst the headlines, George Santos danced across the stage of our collective consciousness, infusing the week with his distinctive antics. An atmospheric river of news flowed, carrying with it tales that spark curiosity and contemplation. The anniversary of a childhood-scarring film invited reflection, reminding us of the indelible marks left by the silver screen.

As the curtain fell, notable figures took their bows, embracing well-earned retirements and bidding adieu to stages they've graced for years. And, in the midst of it all, the avian world soared into focus, reaffirming that even in the midst of human narratives, the feathered inhabitants of our planet have stories of their own to share.

So here's to the week that was—a symphony of rizz, Liz, zzzz, and the vibrant hues of happenings that shape our world. As we step into the next chapter, let's carry with us the echoes of these diverse tales, ready to unravel the stories that the coming days hold in store.